When police in Largo, Florida (why is it always Florida?), arrested Jeffrey Forrest Poole on charges of violently resisting a police officer, the authorities made sure to list things like his age, weight and address in his arrest report. Officers also included an alias that Poole has allegedly used in the past ― and it’s pretty fucking funny. But put a in that.
Police were called to the 37-year-old suspect’s home on a reported domestic disturbance early Sunday morning.
When the officer arrived, according to the criminal complaint, Poole exited his home and said, “I will beat every cop’s ass!” (Mood as fuck)
“raised his right fist and began to extend it towards my face in an attempt to strike me,” the arresting officer wrote, In his report.
Since Poole was arrested and taken to the Pinellas County Jail, he probably didn’t get to drop jackets with the 12 like he wanted too.
Poole was charged with assaulting a police officer and violently resisting a police officer. He remains behind bars in lieu of $5,150 bail. What makes this case great is one tiny detail: The criminal alias Poole has previously used, “Dickface Johnson.”